Proud to be a Fruit Fly

1. Ok I found this on some website (which of course I can't find again!) and I loved it! Often times I've been referred to as a "fag hag" -often times I've referred to myself as one, but that term just sounds bad, harsh and hurtful. So I found this term - Fruit Fly - here is the definition.
   Fruit Fly: (noun) A heterosexual female who prefers the company of homosexual men, similar to fag hag but with more positive connotations. She will befriend many gay men in her lifetime, usually having one specific "best" gay male friend, but will not fall in move with gay men, nor attempt to control their lives in any manner. She will provide companionship, friendship and a female point of view when crisis arise and will generally be a hell of a lot of fun when times are good. She will be a proud and outspoken supporter of the gay community and will take only a similarly supportive heterosexual male as her partner, though she will also have a life outside of the gay community because she is a well rounded type female. She will also, unlike many fag hags, find common ground with lesbians and enjoy their company.
   So yes, I love my gays! I love you all and I am sure that their will be more gays in my life - but like the gays, I too am attracted to men. Here's the key though - any straight man who wants to be my partner better understand a few things:
   1. Homosexuality is NOT contagious - if it was I would have caught it by now.
   2. Gay men with ALWAYS be in my life
   3. The gays can grab my boobs, adjust them, compliment the, fluff them, etc..Straight men - that will earn you a slap - ACCEPT IT
   4. The gay Mafia exists - don't hurt me - they protect their women and they will hurt you! 5. Don't be afraid to get to know my gay friends, knowing them will lead you to a better understanding of me - educate yourself!